An ebook omnibus of Eric Morecambe's classic children's books, THE RELUCTANT VAMPIRE and THE VAMPIRE'S RETURN, illustrated by Tony Ross.

 . A shocking announcement from the Vampire Prince - that he doesn't like blood but prefers chips and a glass of red wine - begins a tale of ghoulish intrigue and hilarious horror.

The Reluctant Vampire Omnibus

Prince Vernon Roberts has been rather ignominiously trapped in a statue for three years. Now, he is seeking vampiric revenge!

 In the small town of Katchem-by-the-Throat, in the tiny country of Gotcha, a fierce storm was raging. Lightning struck one of the statues in the park and a man crawled out from the pieces. It was Prince Vernon Vampire, out to seek a terrible revenge. This tale of laughter and ghoulish horror for seven and eight year-olds is sure to delight. Here, Eric Morecambe's customary humour is employed for a young audience.

The Vampire’s Revenge

A shocking announcement from the Vampire Prince - that he doesn't like blood but prefers chips and a glass of red wine - begins a tale of ghoulish intrigue and hilarious horror. With illustrations by Tony Ross, this re-issue is sure to delight.

 A tale about an extremely unconventional vampire. This tale of laughter and ghoulish horror for seven and eight year-olds is sure to delight. Here, Eric Morecambe's customary humour is employed for a young audience.

The Reluctant Vampire

The final novel from comedy legend Eric Morecambe.

 Charting the rise of Stella Ravencroft from struggling entertainer on the northern club circuit to huge national superstar, Stella was the second novel from comedy legend Eric Morecambe.

 The unfinished manuscript for Stella was discovered by Eric's son, Gary, shortly after his father's death. Encouraged by Eric's wife Joan, Gary completed the novel.

 Drawing heavily on Eric's own childhood and rise to fame, Stella is a rare fictional account of a now vanished era of entertainment, from working men's clubs to variety shows pulling in 20m viewers on the television.

Stella

A long-overdue reissue of this debut novel from a comedy legend.

 Mr Lonely follows the exploits of a lowly two-bit comedian, Sid Lewis, through his strange and eventful life.

 Sid plays dingy smoke-filled clubs, earning next to nothing and chasing after the dancing girls. He meets the woman of his dreams and ties the knot - but still has an eye for the ladies.

 One night, in front of a particularly rough crowd, he tries out a new character. and Mr Lonely is born. The act is seen by someone from the BBC who offers Sid the chance to perform on television. He becomes an overnight success, quickly taking to a new life of champagne and stardom - and continues to chase anything in a skirt.

 But great comedy is often laced with tragedy and Sid's life is no exception as his excesses and philandering threaten to catch up with him.

 Mr Lonely was Eric's first novel, written while he was recovering from his second heart attack and contemplating a career away from the stage. It has all the hallmarks of his legendary comic talent and is being brought back into print for the first time in nearly thirty years.

Mr Lonely

Mon voisin a demandé s'il pouvait utiliser ma tondeuse à gazon et je lui ai dit bien sûr qu'il le pouvait, tant qu'il ne l'a pas retiré de mon jardin.

Je joue toutes les bonnes notes, mais pas nécessairement dans le bon ordre

Avec les scénaristes Sid Green et Dick Hills, nous avons travaillé sur les idées de comédie pour cette série.

Nous n'avions pas eu le temps de nous établir comme un double acte avant qu'Ernie ne rejoigne la marine marchande. Je me suis associé au frère de feu Dave Morris.

Je prends toujours le thé du matin de ma femme en pyjama. Mais est-elle reconnaissante? Non, elle dit qu'elle préfère l'avoir dans une tasse.

Je ne peux jamais penser au temps que je passe au ralenti dans les gares comme perdues; C'est une attente libérée des trois vices temporels du regret, de l'anticipation ou de l'ennui, l'écho faible de ce bonheur passé entre les vies.

J'ai du mal à lécher un timbre de la poste aérienne.

Je joue toutes les bonnes notes, mais pas nécessairement dans le bon ordre.

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