- Lave-toi les mains avant de manger, dit la reine.
- Pourquoi  ? demande la princesse.
La petite princesse adore se salir les mains. Le problème c'est... qu'elle déteste se les laver  !

Lave-toi les mains !

Millions of young readers have loved the World's Worst Children tales and revelled in the World's Worst Teachers with their delightfully dreadful deeds - now prepare for.THE WORLD'S WORST PARENTS! From the phenomenally bestselling David Walliams and illustrated in glorious colour by the artistic genius, Tony Ross.

 Are you ready to meet the worst parents ever? 

 Sure, some parents are embarrassing - but they're NOTHING on this lot. These ten tales of the world's most spectacularly silly mums and deliriously daft dads will leave you rocking with laughter.

 Pinch your nose for Peter Pong, the man with the stinkiest feet in the world. jump out of the way of Harriet Hurry, the fastest mum on two wheels. watch out for Monty Monopolize, the dad who takes all his kids' toys. and oh no, it's Supermum! Brandishing a toilet brush, a mop and a very bad homemade outfit.

The World’s Worst Parents

L'histoire de la vieille bique et de ses sept biquets

Three short zany stories, all featuring weird and wonderful animals with illustrations by Tony Ross.

 The Gargling Gorilla, The Runaway Reptiles and The Dog Magician - three hilarious stories in one volume from an award-winning author with a wicked sense of humour. The Gargling Gorilla is a perfext text for confident young readers, with its accumulative storyline, use of repetition and alliteration and humour. Tim is animal-sitting for a neighbour who tells him which animal has which food and where it is kept. So, for example, 'The cat likes cat snacks and the cat-snack pack is in the tall cupboard. The tall cupboard is beside the fridge, and the fridge is over there on the other side of the sink. However, when the vulture sees the cat being fed, he will get a little peckish. SO the vulture chunks are inside the fridge.' etc. After a long list of instructions Tim finally hears 'and the gorilla is in the cupboard under the sink.' Tim is hugely inventive and manages to feed all the animals successfully without disturbing the gorilla. When the animal-owner comes home, he discovers that there is no gorilla under the sink - just a griller to toast his sarnies with. The real gorilla was out for the evening! This, and the other two stories, will have young readers chortling with laughter and Tony Ross's illustrations enhance the text perfectly.

The Gargling Gorilla

Fly into a fiery and fantastical future with No. 1 bestselling author David Walliams, in an epic adventure of myth and legend, good and evil, and one small boy who must save the world.

 Illustrated by the artistic genius Tony Ross!

 It is 2120 and London is in ruins.

 The young Prince Alfred has never known a life outside Buckingham Palace - but when strange goings-on breach its walls and stalk the corridors in the dead of night, he is thrust into a world of mystery, adventure and monsters.

 And when his mother, the Queen, is dragged away to the Tower of London, Alfred must screw up his courage and battle to save her, himself. and the entire city.

 In a future of myths and legends, join the bestselling David Walliams and venture forth into his most enthralling tale yet!

The Beast of Buckingham Palace

Ceci est un livre, et plus encore... 
Il peut te servir de chapeau, de tente pour ton matou ou à faire tenir un nounours trop mou. 
C'est une excellente tapette à mouches... et pour les timides, une cachette géniale ! 
Un livre, c'est bien plus que des mots. Ça fait rire... et pleurer... Ça aide même à s'endormir. 
Un livre peut t'apprendre plein de choses et t'accompagner toute la vie. Un livre, c'est un ami, qu'on aime lire et relire à l'infini.

Un livre, et plus encore...

chacun sait que les fantômes n'existent pas.
 mais, dans ce cas, qui se cache sous le lit de la petite princesse oe... après je veux grandir !, je veux une petite soeur ! je ne veux pas changer de maison !, voici une nouvelle aventure, où se reconnaîtront bien des petits princes et bien des petites princesses.

Je veux de la lumière

The jaw-achingly funny novel from David Walliams, the number one bestselling author! Make your appointment if you dare.

 Darkness had come to the town. Strange things were happening in the dead of night. Children would put a tooth under their pillow for the tooth fairy, but in the morning they would wake up to find. a dead slug; a live spider; hundreds of earwigs creeping and crawling beneath their pillow. Evil was at work. But who or what was behind it.?

 Read this book and find out!

Demon Dentist

Une petite fille rêve de s'en aller à travers la plaine sur son cheval sauvage... Et pourquoi pas ?

Lave-toi les mains !

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